Hey, I'm Gwen. Let's get cozy.

SF | Oakland | Bay Area Companion

Hey cutie.I’m Gwen- your new favorite. Big titty goth girlfriend, but make it colorful.I’m not a fantasy, just a regular girl who asks your favorite childhood memory after blowing you while you do a Destiny raid and whispering “you’re doing so good, baby” into the mic mid-boss fight.I have a background in tech, so I can listen in on your 10 a.m. standup, judge your coworkers’ API naming conventions, and try to make you hard without anyone noticing- what happens below the zoom frame, and all. If we used to be in roadmap syncs together, I definitely fantasized about you taking me on the foosball table.Come flirt with me- you're my favorite. 💋

I don’t offer “services.” I offer time, attention, and connection. My main thing is fun and companionship. Email me for details or for other amounts of time not listed.

⚡ The Quickie – 60 mins – $350
Short, sweet, and just enough to ruin your whole day (in the best way)🌈 Hang with Gwen – 2 hrs – $600
Cuddling, talking, kissing, playing. Chill and cozy, just like me.🍒 The Date Date – 3 hrs – $1000
Dinner, flirting, dessert. You’re dessert.💖 The Sleepover – Overnight – $2000
You bring snacks. I bring the slutty pajamas.Duos - sometimes one baddie isn't enough. I have a variety of fun friends or you bring yours. Let me know if you'd like double your fun- rate matched to higher is the standard.

🎡 Let’s Go On a DateI’m not just here for vibes, baby, I love an actual experience. Take me somewhere fun so I can hold your hand, crack jokes, and be just polite enough that your waiter thinks we’re adorable. I play well with bosses, parents, hotel staff, and anyone you want to impress. Let’s plan something delicious.🎬 Film Buff & Festival Cutie
Take me to Sundance, a members-only screening, a weird microcinema, or a repertory showing of something unhinged. I’m the girl who’ll snuggle under your arm, whisper dirty director’s commentary, and split a bougie popcorn with you like it’s foreplay. Bonus points if the theater has velvet seats.🎀 Rave Bae
Take me to a warehouse party with good sound, good people, and better lighting. I love neon, glitter, sour candy, and making out like we’re the sexiest idiots in the room. I can pick the event if you want.🎤 Karaoke + Chaos
Let’s scream-sing early 2000s bangers in a private room like royalty. Or on a stage, I'm not shy. I’ll do “My Pony” and definitely climb into your lap mid-chorus. We can make out in the parking lot like horny teenagers afterward.🍜 Foodie Fuckery
Hot pot, dumplings, weird pop-ups, unpretentious fine dining, tasting menus with personality, trashy fair food, whatever. I’m a slut for delicious shit. Show me your favorites. I’ll share bites with you, feed you with my fingers, or pick places that feel special without being pretentious.🏖️ Swim Date
Hotel pools, hot tubs, hidden beach coves, boutique spa day, or yes, a nude beach if you’re brave. I have slutty swimsuits ready for service and an obsessive relationship with sunscreen. Compliments mandatory.🧝 Nerd Convention Cutie
Going to a con? Take your own personal NPC with you. I’ll flirt with you while you info-dump lore, and I can throw together a cosplay that's way hotter than it has any right to be. Let’s turn your favorite fandom into a decadent date.🎢 Let’s Be Stupid Together
Carnivals, escape rooms, novelty museums, arcades, random weird shit we find online. Yes. All of it. I love a date that feels like we wandered out of a romcom. Extra points if we end up somewhere exclusive or accidentally private.🎮 Cozy Couch Co-op
Let’s stay in on a plush couch, play something cozy or chaotic, and cuddle until you forget where your controller is. I’ll steal your snacks, distract you during boss fights, and tuck myself against your shoulder like I belong there.🎲 Board Games & Boba
Teach me your favorite tabletop game, even the crunchy rule-heavy ones. I’ll follow along, cheat when you least expect it, and flirt harder every time I start winning. Bonus points if we grab boba from somewhere legendary.📺 Anime + Chill
You pick the anime, I’ll bring the cuddles. Explain the lore to me, I’ll gaze at you like you’re the protagonist. Cozy blankets, streaming marathons, and takeout eaten in bed highly encouraged. Thai preferred. Always.🚗 Vroom Vroom
Take me for a spin in something fast or fancy. Let me double clutch your supercar like I fucking mean it, or let me ride shotgun with the windows down while we flirt too hard at red lights. If you’ve got a car worth showing off, I promise I’ll appreciate it like art.

You can use my handy form below, email me, or send me a text.Please let me know your name, when you'd like to see me, for how long, in or out, and what city this lovely encounter will be in. I'll get back to you to confirm ASAP.

Duo Partners

Double your trouble, double your fun. Lovely ladies I love to play with. Rate matched to the higher is proper etiquette.

Wednesday, December 10, 2025
11:20 AM

Karaoke Etiquette for Filthy, Glitter-Covered Angels Who Just Wanna SingOne of my absolute favorite dates as a Bay Area escort is karaoke. But look. Karaoke isn’t about being the next goddamn Whitney. It’s about bravado, chaos, bad decisions, and absolutely belting your little gremlin heart out until your eyeliner melts and someone hands you a tequila shot they probably shouldn’t have bought. If you get up there and try, you won. Boom. Trophy ceremony over. Get off my tits about pitch.That said... there are rules. Not because we’re fancy, but because we’re trying to make sure EVERYONE gets their moment to be a loud drunk star of the evening.Rule Number One: Pick short songsI swear to fuck, if you put on Paradise by the Dashboard Light, we will all die and haunt you. Under 4 minutes, ideally 3. I’m begging. Do not become the reason someone invents karaoke guillotines. We’ve got a rotation and bladder control issues.Rule Number Two: Popular songs, babeYes, your deep cut experimental b-side from Legendary Pink Dots is spiritually meaningful to you and your shadow self, but the rest of us want to scream along to Rage or ABBA like our rent is due. Karaoke is a group sport. If we can’t shout the chorus, it’s a speech, not a song.Crowd pleasers:Mr Brightside (duh)Killing in the Name (the whole bar becomes a riot in under 90 seconds)Jolene if you're feeling slutty and sadAnything Nicki if you have cardio staminaShania if you want the girls wet and the boys scaredRule Number Three: Cheer like you’re horny for communityThat shy person who trembles up to the stage to sing Britney? Lose your fucking mind. Clap, howl, slap the bar. Praise that brave little karaoke soldier like they just saved a baby from a fire. This isn't American Idol. This is community theater with liquor.Rule Number Four: Do not hog the sign up sheetTwo songs in a row? Fuck you. No. Let the room rotate. Let others scream their feelings too. You can come back. We know you’re drunk on applause and dopamine. Just breathe.Rule Number Five: The mic is not your podcastDo not tell stories. Do not monologue. Do not propose to someone unless they look like they want to fuck you and marry you. You got 20 seconds between songs max. Sing or pass the mic, daddy.Rule Number Six: Dance, even if you look stupidEspecially if you look stupid. Do a slutty little shimmy. Air guitar like your life depends on it. Pretend you are on stage at Coachella while your ex watches from the crowd in shame. That's the whole point.Final word because I'm drunk with powerKaraoke is joy. Pure messy joy. Everybody who gets up and sings is already good. Talent is optional. Courage is sexy. Being cringe is holy. And if you fuck it up, just remember the secret:If you get up there and try, you already won.Now go put your name in, grab the mic, and give the bar something to scream about.Also fuck whoever tries to do Stairway to Heaven. Fuck. Derogatory.

Contact Me

Let's get up to something delicious.

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(925) 317-1663

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