SF | Oakland | Bay Area Companion
Hey cutie.I’m Gwen- your new favorite. Big titty goth girlfriend, but make it colorful.I’m not a fantasy, just a regular girl who asks your favorite childhood memory after blowing you while you do a Destiny raid and whispering “you’re doing so good, baby” into the mic mid-boss fight.I have a background in tech, so I can listen in on your 10 a.m. standup, judge your coworkers’ API naming conventions, and try to make you hard without anyone noticing- what happens below the zoom frame, and all. If we used to be in roadmap syncs together, I definitely fantasized about you taking me on the foosball table.Come flirt with me- you're my favorite. 💋
I don’t offer “services.” I offer time, attention, and connection. My main thing is fun and companionship. Email me for details.
⚡ The Quickie – 60 mins – $550
Short, sweet, and just enough to ruin your whole day (in the best way)🌈 Hang with Gwen – 2 hrs – $850
Cuddling, talking, kissing, playing. Chill and cozy, just like me.🍒 The Date Date – 3 hrs – $1300
Dinner, flirting, dessert. You’re dessert.💖 The Sleepover – Overnight – $3000
You bring snacks. I bring the slutty pajamas.Duos - sometimes one baddie isn't enough. I have a variety of fun friends- I'll bring my favorite or you bring yours. Let me know if you'd like double your fun- rate matched to higher is the standard.Upcoming Incall Dates:
12/3-4 Oakland
12/11-12 San JoseAdd $200 for off-calendar incall
🎡 Let’s Go On a DateI’m not just here for vibes, baby, I love an actual experience. Take me somewhere fun so I can hold your hand, crack jokes, and be just polite enough that your waiter thinks we’re adorable. I play well with bosses, parents, hotel staff, and anyone you want to impress. Let’s plan something delicious.🚗 Vroom Vroom
Take me for a spin in something fast or fancy. Let me double clutch your supercar like I fucking mean it, or let me ride shotgun with the windows down while we flirt too hard at red lights. If you’ve got a car worth showing off, I promise I’ll appreciate it like art.🎬 Film Buff & Festival Cutie
Take me to Sundance, a members-only screening, a weird microcinema, or a repertory showing of something unhinged. I’m the girl who’ll snuggle under your arm, whisper dirty director’s commentary, and split a bougie popcorn with you like it’s foreplay. Bonus points if the theater has velvet seats.🎀 Rave Bae
Take me to a warehouse party with good sound, good people, and better lighting. I love neon, glitter, sour candy, and making out like we’re the sexiest idiots in the room. I can pick the event if you want.🎤 Karaoke + Chaos
Let’s scream-sing early 2000s bangers in a private room like royalty. Or on a stage, I'm not shy. I’ll do “My Pony” and definitely climb into your lap mid-chorus. We can make out in the parking lot like horny teenagers afterward.🍜 Foodie Fuckery
Hot pot, dumplings, weird pop-ups, unpretentious fine dining, tasting menus with personality, trashy fair food, whatever. I’m a slut for delicious shit. Show me your favorites. I’ll share bites with you, feed you with my fingers, or pick places that feel special without being pretentious.🏖️ Swim Date
Hotel pools, hot tubs, hidden beach coves, boutique spa day, or yes, a nude beach if you’re brave. I have slutty swimsuits ready for service and an obsessive relationship with sunscreen. Compliments mandatory.🧝 Nerd Convention Cutie
Going to a con? Take your own personal NPC with you. I’ll flirt with you while you info-dump lore, and I can throw together a cosplay that's way hotter than it has any right to be. Let’s turn your favorite fandom into a decadent date.🎢 Let’s Be Stupid Together
Carnivals, escape rooms, novelty museums, arcades, random weird shit we find online. Yes. All of it. I love a date that feels like we wandered out of a romcom. Extra points if we end up somewhere exclusive or accidentally private.🎮 Cozy Couch Co-op
Let’s stay in on a plush couch, play something cozy or chaotic, and cuddle until you forget where your controller is. I’ll steal your snacks, distract you during boss fights, and tuck myself against your shoulder like I belong there.🎲 Board Games & Boba
Teach me your favorite tabletop game, even the crunchy rule-heavy ones. I’ll follow along, cheat when you least expect it, and flirt harder every time I start winning. Bonus points if we grab boba from somewhere legendary.📺 Anime + Chill
You pick the anime, I’ll bring the cuddles. Explain the lore to me, I’ll gaze at you like you’re the protagonist. Cozy blankets, streaming marathons, and takeout eaten in bed highly encouraged. Thai preferred. Always.
We eat with our eyes first.
Please let me know your name, when you'd like to see me, for how long, in or out, and what city this lovely encounter will be in. I'll get back to you to confirm ASAP.
Let's get up to something delicious.